Special guest blog by Clifton Printy, front man for Don’t Know Jac.
The news today was a horrid mix of ghastly and brutish things that set a fearful cynicism in my heart. I could I turn off the news, and sometimes honestly I do, but I try to do something else; something important. Life is not a sitcom where the main character is forgiven any thing they promised because it is too hard and wasn’t necessarily hurting anybody. This is a world where absolutes matter, a world where men of John Wayne morals and Clark Kent Integrity are the solid role model for those behind us. It is time for each of us to be the man or woman who will stand fast for the small conviction.
“What does that have to do with haggis?” you might be asking yourself. Absolutely nothing, it has to do with a promise. Merv Crann and I had a conversation where I agreed I would try some Scottish haggis live on the internet. Haggis is a terrible sounding concoction made from the innards of lamb or beef, oats, onions, pepper, and spices and then cooked inside of the animal’s stomach that has been soaked in salt water. Did I in fact intend to eat haggis? Is there fame here for me? It would seem reasonable to assume the answer is no. So why then do I go through with the thing? Further; why is my confederate Christopher Page going to eat haggis? The answer is because I asked him to, and being a loyal friend he quickly decided and joined. Chris eats haggis because he told me he would.
Veterans have laid their lives on the line for this country. People have built on their blood, sweat, and tears the foundation of family and freedom. I eat haggis because I promised and when my four year old son, my six year old daughter, my thirteen year old friend Robert or even my new friend Joel look at me I would like to them to see John Wayne morals.
Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. – Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
Eating haggis is but a small price to pay for an altruistic ideal. There are in fact people who will stand for integrity, honesty, loyalty friendship, and truth. Let me some day be remembered, at least in the eyes of some, as a haggis eater.
Lungs? Really? – Christopher Page
Bleep! – Frankie Podlaha
****** – Clifton Printy
merv on January 25, 2013 at 2:32 pm said:
you are truly a man of honour ,Did U SEE THAT PICTURE OF THE HAGGIS LOL . But the next question is Frankie how honourable are you .LOL
Frank Podlaha on January 25, 2013 at 3:30 pm said:
Out of the can, raw baby! On cam, on StreetJelly. Be there or be square.
merv on January 25, 2013 at 3:32 pm said:
wow now that will be entertainment make sure you have a bucket lol
Clifton Printy on January 26, 2013 at 1:18 am said:
Who said RAW?, why do you want to make it harder?
Clifton Printy on January 26, 2013 at 1:18 am said:
BTW that picture of haggis is the worst thing I’ve seen so far.
Meia on January 30, 2013 at 5:31 pm said:
Woah woah wait a flipping haggis eatin’ minute!
WHEN is this happening? I gotta see this! :p
Frank Podlaha on January 31, 2013 at 11:27 am said:
Ha, I think customs is holding up the shipment from Scottland. I don’t blame them! We’ll let everyone know when the Haggis Devouring Insanity will take place.
Clifton Printy on February 1, 2013 at 10:12 am said:
OH man, I have just heard that the Haggis is on the way, unless it gets stuck in Canada. This is an world travelling can of haggis. What is the shelf life on this stuff any way?
merv on February 1, 2013 at 11:05 am said:
should only make it taste that much better. I think it’s one of those things that getter better with age lol
merv on February 6, 2013 at 6:44 pm said:
just got the haggis from scottland today so it’s gonna be shipped tonmmorrow to clifty and frankie enjoy guys lol
Clifton Printy on February 8, 2013 at 11:45 pm said:
Oh Man, call the news
here we go
Clifton Printy on February 10, 2013 at 9:11 pm said:
Ha, Canadian USA Customs now. Hilarious…. By the time it gets here it will be expired.
Clifty on March 26, 2013 at 1:27 am said:
It is truly a unique moment in the history of Street Jelly. It is a test of moral Idiom. I said I will eat haggis; Customs be damned I am eating haggis. I have the ship date to MO. We should have a can (Tin for you overseas blokes) of haggis by March 28th, 2013 so then I send some to Frankie. It’s Haggis time. Maybe April.
John Bishop on April 19, 2013 at 12:41 am said:
This should be a pay per view event!!!!!
Clifty on April 28, 2013 at 7:32 pm said:
Yes we actually got it straight. Customs and all, and guess what? It TASTES TERRIBLE……… mua ha ha ha